For an obscene amount of time I ONLY used designer brands for my skin care and make up. I thought since it was from a fancy designer and cost a fortune it must be the shit, right? I was a…
Amazon Must Haves: Skin Care
I LOVE skin care products! I love finding and trying new ones, but here are some of my all time FAVORITE skin care products. 1. e.l.f, Super Hydrate Moisturizer I use this when my face looks like it needs a…
It’s Wine O’Clock Somewhere
It’s an age old question. One that has been stumping mothers for eons. A question that many are afraid to ask for fear of judgement. The one question that, come 5 o’clock, has been festering in our minds for so…
Kids Say The Darnedest Things: Episode 7,643,792
Let’s set the tone: I asked the girls to give THEIR guinea pigs water. A massive brawl/debate ensues over who will be the one to do it. Emma (yelling): This is so unfair. Sophia never has to do anything. Why…
Me Moments
Sometimes you just need a few hours to yourself. I went & got an adjustment at the chiropractor then headed to Starbucks where I sat & enjoyed my cold brew in my quiet car before deciding I was hungry &…
My #1 Is 10!
Today my first born turned 10! TEN! Double digits!! We got here too. damn. fast!!
Kids Say The Darnedest Things: Episode: 6,748
Emma randomly blurting out: God, created humans, did you know that? Sophia (instantly in deep thought): One day I’ll be able to create humans. Holy crap! I’m God! Dave:…here we go… Sophia: You will bow down to me you mere…
My Baby Is 8!
8 Years. 96 Months. 417 Weeks. 2,920 Days. This is how long I’ve loved and cherished this little girl. Happy 8th birthday to my Lulu. I love this girl with every fiber of my being.
Elf In Quarantine
This asshole is back BUT he’s following proper guidelines this year (the only good thing to come out of quarantine!). He has his mask and IPhone so he can report all the shenanigans that my children pull to Santa. #MaybeHeWillSuffocate
Kids say the darnedest things: Episode 1,427
Me going through Emma’s school folder: Lou, why do you have so much “return to school” work tonight? Emma: It’s stuff I have to fix Me: … Dave: (she’s our genius child who never makes mistakes) Me checking the work:…