And don’t think you were fooling anyone when you started putting Starbucks in your stores. Giving unattended soccer moms full range of the store, locked & loaded with a Red Card & CartWheel app while high on espresso beans…the possibilities are endless. Well played.
You get me. You truly get me. I don’t have the time or the energy to run from store to store getting what I need, so here you are housing everything I need under one roof. If I need laundry detergent, a sundress, a hammer & a gingerbread latte-you’ve got me covered.
Your Dollar Spot touches my spot…🙋 I may not need the cute little chalkboards for an herb garden considering I don’t even have an herb garden, but hey, at least I know you’ve got my back in case I ever decide to start one.
I swear you’re pumping stuff through those vents but I don’t mind one bit. You keep putting out those shabby-chic-neutral-palate-with-a-subtle-pop-of-color home decor items, I’ll keep showing up. I’ll never abandon you because you have never abandoned me. When I need a new shower curtain, aisle C9. When I’m PMS’ing, you’ve got all the chocolate. When I need a last minute present for that birthday party I forgot all about, you’re loaded up with Legos & Hatchimals.
Now if you started selling wine in your stores I would leave my husband for you because that’s how much you mean to me.
